My Husband Lies To Me

My husband lies to me

My husband lies to me

My husband lies to me and I like it.

He tells me not to eat so much chocolate because I may get diabetes and die.

What he really wants to say is you will become a blimp if you don’t stop soon.

He tells me he likes my natural hair colour (mousey dirty blond)

What he really wants to say is “please call the hairdresser so I can have my blonde wife back”

It’s these little things that he does that lets me know he cares. He let’s me let myself go and he loves me anyways, even when I don’t love myself.

But when I am ready to get back on the wagon and collect all of my broken pieces he is always right there to help me.

So on these cold and windy days that I decide I want to go on a walk around the neighborhood, he just puts on his shoes and comes along.

When I finally ask him to call his hairdresser friend to come do my hair after almost a year of negligence, he calls him over for the next day.

And when I swear I will never eat chocolate again, he buys me a little bar to get me out of the funk I’m in…because seriously, I will eat chocolate every day until the day I die.

So, here’s to those great partners in life who just get and support us, I am thankful I have mine.


Aneta Alaei
Aneta Alaei

Aneta is a Toronto-based mom of four that loves a good meal, great company, and learning something new. In her free time, you can find her trying to keep yet another plant alive.

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  1. April 24, 2015 / 1:25 pm

    You’re a lucky girl. He’s a lucky guy. The best part is that you both know how good you got it.

    Here’s to many more years of love.

    Besos Sarah.

  2. April 25, 2015 / 12:33 pm

    Thanks Sarah, It took a while but we seem to be in a good groove right now 🙂

  3. Debbie Bashford
    July 11, 2015 / 7:48 am

    very sweet post

  4. Victoria Ess
    August 19, 2015 / 12:13 pm

    Hear hear for great partners.

  5. Treen Goodwin
    June 26, 2017 / 11:13 am

    I am very lucky to have a husband like yours , i love it he’s so sweet , we are best friends and never says anything that would hurt my feelings 🙂

  6. Janine a
    August 14, 2017 / 8:46 am

    My husband is very similar, nothing better than having a man completely in love with you 🙂

  7. Janet M
    August 16, 2017 / 6:48 pm

    It sounds like a very loving relationship.

  8. Debbie White Beattie
    December 1, 2017 / 9:05 pm

    It sounds like you have a wonderful relationship. I remember one time I had serious PMS and we were fighting over something stupid when all of a sudden he got up and left. I was so mad and cursing him then all of a sudden in he walks with a bag, he dumps the bag and suddenly there’s a dozen chocolate bars to which he opens one up and says “eat this”. The next thing I did was start crying because he knew it was PMS. Stupid I know !

  9. December 1, 2017 / 9:08 pm

    So not stupid. They know it’s not is being crazy and at least yours knows how to stop it 🙂